Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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