I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
