someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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