It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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