You're my little dorito
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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