are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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