I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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