i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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