puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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