google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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