Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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