hotel room ftw
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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