Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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