In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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