How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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