how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize
