You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You almost got us killed.
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no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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