hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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