so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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