My boss' voice literally gives me gas
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
