I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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