What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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