$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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