I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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