Buhtt sex?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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