your thong is hanging out like whoa
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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