At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
