i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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