Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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