So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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