I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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