just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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