Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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