i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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