I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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