Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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