paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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