i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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