You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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