Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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