Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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