She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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