sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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