i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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