some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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