It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I think I just sharted jello shots
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