belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
All I want is dick and wine.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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