Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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