I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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