I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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