Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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