Dude my mom stole all your condoms
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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