'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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