Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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