White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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